My new Swiss army knife has four different knives, two screwdrivers, a pair of scissors, a nail-file, and CHINGGIS KHAN, but he's only to be used under extreme circumstances.
Yeah, you heard me. Chinggis Khan is living inside my pocket-knife.
What does yours have? I bet it's not as cool as mine.
Odio
My swiss army knife has Hannibal Barca living in it. And I'll bet that he's better than Chingiz Khaan, although Temujin is still awesome. Maybe we should have them fight, no?